Ted gave me an incredibly delayed "Chief? McCloud?" bit.

Left me hanging.

-Lucas

Ted: "That's so not my glass, but oh well."

Mother, Jugs, and speed...

...Gizmonics Institute.

Lucas: He's wearing a swan.

Ted: I wonder if that swan is comfortable. And has anti-rash cream,

Ted:

"Oh,fuck.I just tried to follow the plot of the film. Oh Jesus."

Casey left. The carpet gave her what-for. That probably means the train will kill her in some fashion.

-Lucas

And Then There Were Three...

...not including the TV, which would increase the number significantly to...


Five.

I mean four.

Craig, Tommy, Casey and Mel have left, leaving Lucas, Dooga and I. We're watching Cave Dwellers. I'll likely be leaving when it finishes. Damn having these things happening on a work-night!

=Ted

"If you can't find peace within, then..."
"Oh, shut up!"

Casey says that if she has a blanket over her head, she...

...would think it's night.

Casey says she probably totes should go homes

Ted thinks things that aren't proper....

Casey: Ted, stop touching me
Ted: What's touching?
Casey; not sure but i'm sure it's against the law
Ted: Ok sweet, I never say sweet but by the way, Casey is SWEET!!!!!!!










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The End?

Awwww. Looks like this marathon might be winding down.

- Ted

Casey is ready to leave. She left Macauley Caulkin on the island.

It's ok. Kids love dinosaurs.

Ted likes to play with hair...

-from Casey.

There's this thing where Craig is at all sexual.

It's bad.

-Lucas

We just made Adrian blow up.

Casey's now fighting with Ryan. It's a gorram party.

Watching the scene that a horde of dinosaurs stampede the cast:

Adrian - "We were there at that log!"

Myself - "Were the dinosaurs there too? 'Coz they don't exist any mores, bro!"

-Ted

Casey is having her two cents. That is all. -Lucas

Lucas: Casey is doing kickboxing and poledancing at the same time. S'hot.

Casey - "I could totally go for a Lord Of The Rings marathon right now, you know"

Yeah...

- Ted

"Whoa, people are blogging to this thing more often than I thought they would"

- Me (Ted).

Lucas, as Dilophasaur "Hello, Newman. So I was walking down the street and I was handed these airline peanuts. I mean what is that?"

Casey: You're choking him
In the movie: You're choking me!
Lucas: SEE????

Wait, what?

Lucas: Second shot. Dark rum & passionfruit goop. Dig in.

I'm so drunk, I can't feel my scalp.

Oh, that's OK. Casey somehow restored the feeling to my noggin. Temporarily. heh.

- Ted

Slowly losing my mind on red wine of some sort. I think that I'm the only one watching the movie at this stage.

Also, Craig just made a Rhys-worthy racist joke. Not the funny kind, the Rhys kind. Got pwned by Lucas. He had it coming.

- Ted

Malanay

Mel: Random convo's to suit the random comments on the screen. We/they are talking absolute crap, especially work-related crap that has to do with something with the company I work for. I only know maths.

Casey just took a shot...

....of 151 rum.

And didn't die.

Farkin' hell.
-Lucas

Taqwa's Turn!

Mmmm It's the scene with the cow being fed to the raptors. Burger-riffic. Weird Al is great as a rifftrax commentator. Time to sign some waivers!

Lucas: Watching Hammond coddle a velociraptor into life is fuckin' scary.

Lucas: Wow. People are laughing at the special effects. And the compy jargon.

CAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...well, it's probably very quiet here, so I'll just bring up that I've learned that there were a few different versions of a (casey) Jurassic Park game - the one I played on the Master System (where you played Alan Grant, very, very boring) or the version Casey, Craig and Lucas have played, where you played as a velociraptor (seemingly a lot less boring). This probably explains why I always felt that I was given the short end of the stick as a kid. I can't believe that they'd release two versions of the same game. Must Wiki this later.

- Ted

Itchy and scratchy land jokes abound!


-Lucas

Tommy is impressed by a wine bottle that is square. Yeah.

"Shoot her!"
Lucas: "In Soviet Russia, raptor shoots you!"

Now watching...

...Rifftrax: Jurassic Park. Starring Wierd Al Yankovic.

Yeah baby.

We're now deciding on various Rifftrax go watch, having completed the MST3K moofie.

Next on the list by popular vote: Jurassic Park Rifftrax.

P.S: Casey.

That is all.

- Ted

Cone Of Silence

So, Lucas made us Ossobucco - it as the first time I willingly ate unprocessed red meat in a long time. Apparently everyone else liked it, too.

I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this so far (I haven't been paying attention), but the last time we blogged on this here marathon blog, it was to immortalise our witty at-the-screen quips that came thick and fast - then, it was at the Lord Of The Rings Series, which was all well and good. Now, it's at Mystery Science Theatre, which is all about watching other people yell at the screen - people (and robots, for those who are not initiated) who are in possession of a great deal more wit than we could ever be.

This results in a lot less trash talking than previously anticipated.

- Ted

They're talking politics!

It's a fucking travesty!

(about a bubble wrap party)

adrian: I'd love to run around popping things at random.
lucas: That's been your entire adult life.
adrian: Well, not at random.

ok.

Lucas: It's been an hour and I'm sitting down for the first time. How dare I be a good host, cooking and cocktailing.

It begins! Again!

MST3K marathon at my place. Bring the wives.

In residence: Ted, Craig, Mel, Casey, Adrian, and myself with Tommy on the way.

Drinking now.