BLOGGER ATE THIS THREE FUCKING TIMES.

First shot: Blue curacao, malibu, citrus vodka, triple sec, 151 rum then set ON FIRE.

Seconds & third shot: Vodka, creme de cacao, kahlua, milk, Aztec hot chocolate powder (with chilli and cinnamon). People wanted another round.

Adrian's drinking Spanish beer. Not Toohey's New. It's fuckin' wierd.

It's the Toohey's New of Spain.

Okay, so the Grindhouse idea got dethroned once Craig and Casey left. We're now watching an episode of Seinfeld in order to kill time while my iPod loads Rifftraxes. The Jagermeister is gone.

Adrian thinks Tanja's Vaio is sexy.

Rose named that kid two-socks.

MINI. GUN. LEG.

"No more dead bodies for daddy tonight."
Lucas: "Except that one."
Adrian: "And that. And that. And that."

Rockets just launch you into the air, They don't hurt you.

Unless you're a car. Then they set you on fire.

Logic has left the building.

She just blew on her gun-leg. Dooga missed it.

Craig: They could have saved ammo by movingtogether.
Adrian: Must you make sense?

Lucas: "You think you brought enough guns?"
Ted: "And where are my ribs?"
"Our helicopters can take all of us."
Lucas: "Except you, fatass."

Adrian: "What was that drippy thing? (coming out of Quentin Tarantino's pants)"
Lucas: "Jack's lack of cock."

Lucas: I just identified a bossa nova version of Too Drunk To Fuck. Does that makes me sad?

Tommy: "Oh, I could strangle her all night long. Is it strange that's the first place I go?"
Casey: "I love Bruce Willis. I'd love to have his baby."

"You don't look like Ava Garner no more."
Craig: "You look like Betty White's vagina!"

"Mexico. Put our backs against the ocean."
Lucas: "We have oceans in the states, dude!"

"You got something you want to say to me?"
Lucas: "I really liked Tron."

"If anyone comes to the door, you shoot them. Like in your video games."
Craig: "But you only bought me Tetris!"

Oh so very glad we finished the spaghetti before seeing this.

"And my turtle. And my scorpion. And my tarantula."
Lucas: "And Trumpy. And my Monstrosity."
Ted: "And my Beholder!"

Ted keeps quacking when Rose McGowan hops along.

"Would you leave it alone?"
Lucas "If you pick it, it won't heal!"

Lucas: "Nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, doctor, nurse, ZOMBIE!" *stab*

"What are you going to do, bro?"
Craig: "I'm onna shoot dat bitch!"

We're hitting cliches on all cylinders, here. Guns, bikes, babes, and zombies.

So. Criag was just playing Air-therumin. Probably the most awesome thing ever.

- Ted

"Somebody call my wife."
Craig: "Tell her I said hello."

"That wan't a deer."
Ted: "It wasn't a deer, it's a moose!"
Lucas: "That ain't a bear, he's a wearin' a neck tie!

We just learned that the victm early on is Fergie.

Who knew? Casey knows things.

(Patient is sedated and drops like a stone)
Lucas: "NEXT!"

Casey says she once had dreams where her tongue bled and her teeth fell out.

Cool.

"Sounds like a go-go dancer."
Craig: "Better than a stop-stop dancer."

Ted: "I should be like El Wray. The ladies will be all upons."

Ted's forcing Malteasers on people.

"Palomita"
"I don't go by that name now."
Craig: "I'm more machine now than man."
Ted: "WO-man!"
"Didn't you become that doctor?"
Ted: "DoctorB! The B is for bargain!"

Lucas: "Bloody feet under running water. Tarantino must be jittering himself into a corner right now.

(El Wray turns up)
Craig: "Daylight come, and me wan' go home."

"sAVING LIVES, ARE YA?"
"nOW HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?"
Craig: "You're driving an ambulance!"

(Zombie is hanging on top of car)
Lucas "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SWITCH TO AT&T? OR A BIGPOND MOVIES TRIAL?"

(Naveen Andrew has ball-cutting scissors)
Craig:"Prepare to harvest the lower-horn!"

Lucas: (as Cherry) Oh, hi! I'm gratuitous!"

Heh heh

*Camera zoomed in on a strippers tits*
*Credits say 'The crazy babysitter twins'*

Me: Wow, I'd have done that on purpose.

It BEGINS!

Casey, Ted, Craig and I, after food and TikiBarTV, have just started Planet Terror. Happily we finished the red-sauce-pasta before the zombies showed up.

Watch this space!

Yet another marathon coming at you tomorrow!