If crazy ambient synth-heavy music laden with torrents of feedback isn't your thing, ignore what I'm about to tell you:

I've just been checking out some band called Cosmodelia. They're awesome so far. I listened to Digital Free Jazz and was quite impressed. Overall, a very droney piece, but they shoved a bit of rhythm in there with a very straight-forward distorted guitar sample. Executed very well.

http://www.mp3.com.au/cosmodelia

We've moved from Space Thing to Starship Troopers.

"A shelf of boobs can become a Space Thing. All it needs is pressure, and time."

That movie had neither Thing neither space. We've moved on to Starship troopers.

OMG.

Yakity Sax syncs up to fast-forwad sexploitation to a hilarious degree.

Fighting, sex, it doesn't matter.

This is the greates thing ever. We're watching the movie in fast forward while Lucas plays Yakkity Sax on his laptop. During a sex scene, you can't imagine anything more hilarious.

Craig: There's a logical reason for women's dresses falling off like that.
Ted: YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY FRIENDS HERE!

I've worked this movie out:
It's basically a regular porn movie, but edited for British airways, so all you end up with is a 30min close-up of a sweaty guy's face.

Me: Isn't the guy in gold the only one who's an alien?
Tim: Yeah, except for the secret oompa-loompa.

Me: This ship has a distinctive lack of red-shirts
Lucas: That's because nobody wears shirts.

*Two women are going at it, then one slaps the other and starts whipping her, cuts appear on her back*

Me: Now she's going to make the whipped one carry a big log through the ship..

*A moment later, the music is wikki-wikking and Lucas starts Beastie-boying along*

Me: Wher's the Space thing?
Ted: STOP ASKING. It won't come.

Tim: There's 30 space-minutes to go!

W've decidd to start saying "All over your face" after every line.

WHERE'S THE SPACE THING?!?

Craig: Humans aren't in space in the Gamera movies. Oh, wait, we're not watching Gamera.


Rhys: She learned from Flashdance, too! LEGWARMERS!

Dan: All this nudity give them +2 plus lasers.

Lucas: I wish this movie had more naked people.
Dan: All the props could be naked people. Instead of a naked woman lying on a bed, she could be lying on a naked woman.

Bridge officer: Hey, you better get out of here or I'll call captain mother!

Me: I'LL CALL MOMMY!!

Taqwa

Credits show up painted on body parts, some of which are on a bare-ass*

Me: Ass credits!

"Captain's log, a bunch of my ship fell off, and no one likes me."

"We don't have credits, so we wrote our titles on women."

Written by Cosmo Politan. Go Cosmo!

Taqwa

*weird lights and nosies*

Lucas: Who's up here and Who's playing my theramin?!

"This man's back is turning me... what's the opposite of gay?"


Dan:"God, I need an alien right now.'

Taqwa

Mmmm.. Post-coital sci-fi book reading.

It smells like the great taste of orange.