BLOGGER ATE THIS THREE FUCKING TIMES.

First shot: Blue curacao, malibu, citrus vodka, triple sec, 151 rum then set ON FIRE.

Seconds & third shot: Vodka, creme de cacao, kahlua, milk, Aztec hot chocolate powder (with chilli and cinnamon). People wanted another round.

Adrian's drinking Spanish beer. Not Toohey's New. It's fuckin' wierd.

It's the Toohey's New of Spain.

Okay, so the Grindhouse idea got dethroned once Craig and Casey left. We're now watching an episode of Seinfeld in order to kill time while my iPod loads Rifftraxes. The Jagermeister is gone.

Adrian thinks Tanja's Vaio is sexy.

Rose named that kid two-socks.

MINI. GUN. LEG.

"No more dead bodies for daddy tonight."
Lucas: "Except that one."
Adrian: "And that. And that. And that."

Rockets just launch you into the air, They don't hurt you.

Unless you're a car. Then they set you on fire.

Logic has left the building.

She just blew on her gun-leg. Dooga missed it.

Craig: They could have saved ammo by movingtogether.
Adrian: Must you make sense?

Lucas: "You think you brought enough guns?"
Ted: "And where are my ribs?"
"Our helicopters can take all of us."
Lucas: "Except you, fatass."

Adrian: "What was that drippy thing? (coming out of Quentin Tarantino's pants)"
Lucas: "Jack's lack of cock."

Lucas: I just identified a bossa nova version of Too Drunk To Fuck. Does that makes me sad?

Tommy: "Oh, I could strangle her all night long. Is it strange that's the first place I go?"
Casey: "I love Bruce Willis. I'd love to have his baby."

"You don't look like Ava Garner no more."
Craig: "You look like Betty White's vagina!"

"Mexico. Put our backs against the ocean."
Lucas: "We have oceans in the states, dude!"

"You got something you want to say to me?"
Lucas: "I really liked Tron."

"If anyone comes to the door, you shoot them. Like in your video games."
Craig: "But you only bought me Tetris!"

Oh so very glad we finished the spaghetti before seeing this.

"And my turtle. And my scorpion. And my tarantula."
Lucas: "And Trumpy. And my Monstrosity."
Ted: "And my Beholder!"

Ted keeps quacking when Rose McGowan hops along.

"Would you leave it alone?"
Lucas "If you pick it, it won't heal!"

Lucas: "Nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse, doctor, nurse, ZOMBIE!" *stab*