Leavetakings And Ring Observations

Craig's mom, leaving: Now, boys, feed the animals (Bird, cat and dog). I don't want to come back and find less animals than when I left!
Me: What if you find more? I have plans on a cat-bird hybrid.
Ted: And I ordered that giant squid!

G-Dalf (which shall be his name): Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
Ted (as Frodo): Than you take it!
Lucas: (as Frodo): You hold out your fuckin' hand, byatch!

"The inscription on the ring... it's some form of Elvish... I can't read it."
Ted: It says 'Insert Finger Here', numbnuts!