Lucas: Look, a palantir! A great freaky Marble of Doom!
Ted: See the Marble. Feel the Doom. Ride the Walrus.

Craig: Is it me, or is there something very phallic about the whole wizard rod fight?

"When did Saruman abandon reason for madness?"
Craig: "You did NOT say dat!" *Gandalf gets smacked down* Taste the lime, bitch! I'm-onna smack you up!
*Gandalf spins away*
Craig: Gandalf, breakdancing champ of Middle Earth!

"I'm Farmer Maggott! I've got a scythe! I'll cut yer fuckin balls off!"

"That Wraith horse runs on pure ANGRY!"