You want malcontent and warmongering? Move to Iraq.

Eomer: "Too long have you watched my sister. Too long have you haunted her steps."
Lucas/Eomer: "Too long have you been hanging outisde her bedroom window jerking off into the flowerpot."
Ted/Wormtongue: "You saw that? What were you doing?"
Lucas/Eomer: "Never you mind!"



Hey look, the Orcs are chucking a sickie!