The Black Gate

*Easterlings marching at Black Gates*
Lucas: I don't know but I been told, Chardonnay must be served cold!

*trumpet*
Craig: WHO IS IIT????

Ted/Troll on Gate: I'm gittin' 20 an hour for this!

Easterling/Lucas: I'm going to go investigate that pile o' rubble. Wanna come
Easterling2/Craig: I am so fat. Orca fat. Diets never work for me.