Snippets

Boromir: "Do not carry the weiught of the dead, Frodo."
Craig/Frodo: "Ohhh... I thought they would fit." *takes dead body out of backpack*

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Haldir: "Lothlorien! The centre of elfkind on Middle Earth."
Lucas/Aragorn: "Nice matte painting."
Ted/Haldir: "Shut up."

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Celeborn (intoning): Eight are here yet nine set out from Rivendell...
Lucas/Celeborn (intoning): Y'all done fucked up, yo.